Not like me

to plan too far ahead,but I got tickets to see Elbow in march 2011, It'll be the first live gig I've been to in years
RIBCAGE (one of my all time fav's)

We blew the doors didn't we?
Pissed in their champagne
And did a real thing didn't we?
Gave ourselves a name
And peeled away the shame
I wanted to explode
To pull my ribs apart
And let the sun inside

Red stain blossoms
And all you have is kisses

And when the sunshine
Throwin' me a lifeline
Finds it's way into my room
All I need is you

We called that love
All you have is kisses
And all I need is you

So, some may find this offensive

but i'm not sure I care that much



I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero.

I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant.

The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose, that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs (which would be gay) "The Turban Cowboy"
and the other being a topless bar "You Mecca Me Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and
adjacent to that have an open barbeque pork rib restaurant,
called something like “Iraq o’ Ribs”?

Across the street there could be a very daring lingerie store called
Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge),
its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?

Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance.

Problem solved.